What is your ultimate fantasy?
- asked by Anonymous

becomingathena:

Financial stability.

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

we went upstate and my dog was being a butt and trying to swipe at fish in the lake and she fell in and when we dried her off she was still shivering so i put a sweater on her 

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.

the-frozen-everdeen:

me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here

homwrecker:

sorcererinslytherin:

homwrecker:

this mother fucker is the voice of nemo

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shit i think i want to fuck nemo

this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him. 

oh my god

cosmicspread:

u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun

addelburgh:

farewell

earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

renastasteinlife:

"You need technique Squidward"

croutoncat:

people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important

sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20