I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.
me: sorry I’m late i had to pet some cats on the way here
this mother fucker is the voice of nemo
shit i think i want to fuck nemo
this little fucker goes to my college— I’ve met him. To make matter worse, he’s sweet and shy. And hates it when people whisper “fish are friends, not food” around him.
oh my god
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
my room isn’t messy it’s grunge
people who randomly decide to compliment you are so important
Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20