fukkkres:

mom: what did you get me for mother’s day

me:

image

destispell:

sam pepper is currently unemployed, being blacklisted by other youtubers, being banned from vidcon, has lost tons of followers on all social media accounts, and has a police report filed against him.

karma did not come back to bite sam pepper. karma came back, dragged sam pepper out of his house and beat the living shit out of him.

80% of my friendships on tumblr
me:
we should talk more!

them:
yeah we should!

both:
*never talks to each other again*

mrvvorldwide:

The best headline I’ve ever seen

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

sniffing:

if we’re in a mutual you should give me your:

skypes

snapchats

kiks

iMessages

money

drugs

social security #’s

go!!!!!!

xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

southerngothics:

the best thing about oitnb is that most of the inmates look realistically tired and unkempt and don’t wear makeup and then there’s laverne cox looking like she just walked off the red carpet 100% of the time

landorus:

the older u get the funnier spongebob becomes

viva-la-prussia:

how to tell i am comfortable talking to you:

  • i say things that make zero sense
  • i say the random things that come to mind
  • i act like a complete idiot when talking to you
  • i use dumb emoticons